Amusing Car Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud!

We know that a car dealership is a serious business. But that doesn’t mean we are downright cynical car traders. We are fun-loving people and would like to amuse our customers too. And these amazing car quotes will serve the purpose.

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
By: – Prince Philip

“Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy. “
By: – Zygmunt Bauman

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
By: – Erma Bombeck

“There are three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.”

By: – Mario Lopez

“Fast cars are my only vice.”
By: – Michael Bay

“Cars’ is simply near and dear to my heart.”
By: – John Lasseter

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.”
By: – Jason Love

“Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.”
By: – Anonymous

“I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.”
By: – Ben Stein

“With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.”
By: – Mr. Kuniyasu

“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.”
By: – Ross Bentley

“If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.”
By: – Parnelli Jones

“Why worry about death, it’ll come sooner or later.”
By: – Jim Dunn

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
By: – Dudley Moore

“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” –
By: – Orlando Bloom

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.”
By: – Edward Herrmann

“To finish first, you must first finish.”
By: – Juan Manuel Fangio

“It’s a long road but it’s a worth it.”
By: – Unknown

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.”
By: – Ferdinand Porsche

“Wealthy people one of life’s greatest thrill…making the last car payment.”
By: – Unknown

“Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.”
By: – Bauvard

“The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.”
By: – Mario Andretti

“I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.”
By: – Brock Yates

“A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.”
By: – Florence Griffith Joyner

“It’s a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.”
By: – Dale Earnhardt

“Maybe the bike is more dangerous, but the passion for the car for me is second to the bike.”
By: – Valentino Rossi

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
By: – Erma Bombeck

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”
By: – Doug Larson

“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.”
By: – H.G. Wells

“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.”
By: – Marshall Mcluhan

“The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete.”
By: – Rudolf Diesel

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”
By: – Murray Walker

“The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.”
By: – Edward Abbey

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
By: – Erma Bombeck

“Once you’ve raced, you never forget it. And you never get over it.”
By: – Richard Childress